Me: Sir, I gotta tell you that I find you to be a most interesting man.
Him: (pause) Well, you're gorgeous and obviously I need to spend a little more time listening to your stories because you've lived a fascinating life.
Me: That was a perfect response.
Yes, but is there really a future with the UPS guy? (tee hee)
ReplyDeleteOf course, 'cause you know brown IS my color!!!
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