Ah Choo!

I have a cold. Or my allergies are acting up. Either way, I can't breathe and my cough sounds like I'll be losing a lung any day now. Plus I have bed hair and there is an abundance of tissues surrounding me. Don't you want a picture of this?

Well . . . you'll just have to use your imagination. And while you're at it, imagine me a bowl of soup that I don't have to fix myself!