Justin and I were texting. He's often a bit silly in that tiny space of lighted characters and shortened speech.
J: We need 2 shun Jerry. I just found out he's a Methodist.
Me: It's worse than that. He was a Baptist.
J: We shd strt a club and Jerry and Gary (NOTE: another Baptist and a preacher we know) can't be members.
Me: Anyone with the -ary sound in their name can't be mbrs!
J: We cd have cool t-shirts.
Me: And we wd be called the missing-arys!
(I crack myself up sometimes!)