Sometimes you're on a roll and sometimes you farkle.
If you can't say something nice about a person, add a link to YouTube.
We're a nation obsessed with food. Ok, maybe I'm obsessed with food, but yes, I do want to know what you ate for lunch.
Farm life and pokes weren't appealing to me as a kid and they still aren't.
The upside to digital cameras is that you can take lots of photos until you get a good one. The downside is not everyone knows (a) what a good one is and (b) how to edit.
To hide or not to hide . . . still a good question.
Change happens . . . to our bodies, faces, incomes . . . but not necessarily to our personalities. If I loved you in high school or liked you in college, there's a good chance I still do.
When I score 5,000 and you score 40,000, it's no longer a game.
Some men really do love their wives.
Kids are funny . . .
Parents are funnier . . .
I don't need a counter to tell me I have lots of great friends.