Waiting for a fresh pot of coffee to drip its last drip this morning, my boss asked the office manager how the switch to the new database was going. Good news was not forthcoming.
"I can only see one envelope when I open the program."
"Maybe there's a glitch and the others just aren't visible but there."
"I don't know"
As they begin to explain the scenario to me, I semi listen, recognize a response is in order and say:
"Oh ... sorry ... and I realize this is totally inappropriate but while you guys were talking I just realized my toenail polish totally matches one of the colors in this blouse."
I am sooooooo outta here!